friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿
I feel really gross now. Thanks.
"Table for tw…. One, please. Just one, just me."
What Cecil probably says at restaurants and why I’m currently emotionally rocking back and forth on the floor and losing all hope in everything (via little-night-vale-things)
reading a really gross smut fic out of curiosity only to discover a new kink thrust at you like a fucking diploma of shame